why didn't you poke me back
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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