I showed him my bush... on skype.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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