I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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