dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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