I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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