Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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