FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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