You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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