Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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