yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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