8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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