Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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