do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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