I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
