Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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