I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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