I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
