Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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