talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I need to calm my uterus...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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