im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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