What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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