But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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