wake up i wanna do it froggy style
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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