I wanna bring you to show and tell
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just made out with a guy for $7.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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