thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
