she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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