What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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