i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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