So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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