why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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