omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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