Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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