so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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