No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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