the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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