I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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