Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's blow job season.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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