why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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