I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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