Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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