You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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