whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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