Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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