You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
did i just pee glitter
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