I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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