Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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