I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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