I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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