PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Randomize
