you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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