just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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