I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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