I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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