p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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